If you’re looking for the real @DellCares (or Dell Support), you’re in the wrong place. We’re a couple of disgruntled IT folk making a recollection of our Dell experiences for you to enjoy.

The guys in question, soulman and mripguru, are people that do the needful day in and day out, and really can’t be bothered to take any more of Dell’s support crap.

They both have farms using Dell servers, both use Dell switches, and also made the mistake of buying Dell laptops.

Check out the death toll page and see what’s broken this time!

Just remember: